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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 25th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Sometimes we forget. It's a simple fact. It's science.
Everybody forgets something from time to time.
Sometimes we forget to call someone. Sometimes we forget
to thank someone. Sometimes we forget to turn off the
lights. Sometimes we forget to wash our hands. Sometimes
we forget where we left our car keys. Sometimes we forget
to get bread at the grocery store. Sometimes we forget to
wear underwear. Sometimes we forget to zip our zippers.
(And sometimes, when things like that happen, some will
never forget.)
Sometimes we forget.
Hey, what was I talking about?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Temperature Measuring BBQ Fork
A must for anyone who grills.......
List Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99 (50% off)
With this Temperature Measuring Fork, it's easy to achieve
an accurate reading every time. The heat resistant, ABS
plastic thermometer casing is shatterproof and features a
sure-grip handle with temperature guide so you'll know how
long to cook your meats.
The stainless steel tines are almost 4" long, perfect for
measuring any cuts of meat, poultry or fish. A loop on the
end of the handle lets you hang the thermometer when not
in use. The fork thermometer requires two 1.5V AAA IEC LR03
Alkaline battery.
FEATURES:
- Cooks meat to perfection
- Measures food temperatures in seconds (in either
Fahrenheit or Celcius)
- Choose your own desired temperatures, or use
the easy presets for: Beef, Pork, - Lamb, Chicken, & Turkey
- Measures rare, medium rare, medium, well, done or
anything in between
- Beeps when meat is ready
- Backlit Display so you can easily read
- Built-in LED light for night grilling
- Hanging hook for storage inside or out
- Protective tips that make it safe for storage... no
poking yourself!
- Uses two AAA batteries (not included)
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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a
hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting
for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,
I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want
you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a
10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and
it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the
anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is
surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled
without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth
Honey, and show him.
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Electronic Pedometer
A cheap & fun way to stay fit...
Compare at: $9.99
Your Price: $2.49
Special Pricing: Buy 2 for $3.98 (80% off)
Wearing a pedometer and recording your daily steps and
distance is a great motivating tool. Just clip it on in
the morning and you won't believe how excited you are to
walk.
The small device's simple operation is perfect for
walking beginners, and it's a great tool to help you
achieve a healthier, more active lifestyle.
Whether your goal is to maintain or improve overall
health, lose weight or get more energy in your daily
life, physical activity is essential to staying healthy.
Just clip it on and go. Please Note: Comes in colors of
Red, Blue or White... BUT SORRY, NO COLOR CHOICE IS
AVAILABLE.
FUNCTIONS INCLUDE:
- Clock With Daily Alarm
- Calories Burned Function
- Counts Steps & Distance
- Countdown Timer
- And YES... Batteries ARE Included
Lightweight and sleek, Size: W 2 1/2" x H 1 1/2"
Save more when you buy more than one...Get one for $2.49
Save an additional $1.00 and get two for $3.98
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A: Nervous Rex!
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A: It raises a stink!
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