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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 28th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
What's worse... a snot hanging out of your nose during a
first date... or... sneezing a snot on your date during
your first date?
What's worse... smelling something awful and realizing
it's you... or... smelling something awful and realizing
it's that hot co-worker that you want to ask out?
What's worse... getting caught wearing your spouse's under-
wear... or... getting caught wearing no underwear?
What's worse... calling your girlfriend a different
woman's name during sex... or... calling your girlfriend
a man's name during sex?
What's worse... crapping your pants during a long meeting
at work... or.... crapping your pants during dinner with
your future in-laws?
So... what's worse?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his
back.
"What on earth are you?" asks the host.
"I'm a snail," says the guy.
"But...you have a girl on your back," replies the host.
"Yeah, he says.... "that's Michelle!"
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Q: Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
A: To see if she was his type.
Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: I'm not peeling very well.
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