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THE DAILY GROANER - Wed., March 7th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,


Tonight is the night that Stacy and I begin our mandatory parenting classes. I've taken quite a few classes in my time, but never a parenting class. Schooling always made me nervous. And when I'm nervous my mind begins to wander down some bad road.

The more I think about these classes that we must take before we are able to bring home the little creature that we made I wonder if my parents ever took these classes. Did they even have classes like this when I was a baby?

Then some other questions and thoughts entered my melon. When did these type of classes start? Are there going to be tests or homework? What happens if I fail class, does the hospital keep the baby? Can I bring a soda to class? Can I take a karate class as an elective?

You see, I'm freaking out already!

I don't know why I need to take these classes. After all, I'm a former child for crying out loud.

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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