THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Jan. 28th, 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday, we gave Jack yogurt for the first time. We were excited to see how his eight month old taste buds would react to such a delicious treat.

Who knew that a baby could make so many faces of disgust, displeasure, and all around disdain? He would take a bite, shudder, and then he would make a face that screamed - "Really? What did I do to you guys?".

The best part was not the faces - although they were hilarious - it was the fact that he was always coming back for more. I had never seen anything like it. I've deduced that either he is a glutton for punishment or he's just like his father and can't turn down a free meal.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Having Trouble Remembering --*
Patient: Doc, I am having a problem remembering things!

Doctor: And when did this problem start?

Patient: Problem? What problem?


*-- Shut Up, Trouble and Manners --*
There once were these three guys: Shut Up, Trouble and Manners.

Trouble got lost so Shut Up and Manners went to the police station. Manners stayed in the car while Shut Up went in. He told the police officer what happened and he asked, "What's your name?"

"Shut Up."

"Where are your Manners?"

"Waiting in the car."

"Are you looking for Trouble?"

"Yes! How did you know?"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where does a rabbit learn how to fly?

A: In the hare force.


Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?

A: Don't worry Ive got you covered!

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