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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 18th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
In life there are only a few simple truths. I will now
share one of them with you. Get ready, here it comes. You
may want to write this down.
Number 3: Farts Will Never NOT Be Funny
It's so true. Think about it.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the
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A: Because they knew she was a medium.
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