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THE DAILY GROANER - July 11, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

I was thinking to myself, "What if the Trix Rabbit finally got himself a bowl of Trix cereal and DIDN'T like it?"

That rabbit would have wasted his entire life pursuing something that would have made him feel worthless and empty inside.

But then again it's Trix! And if you don't like Trix, you can just leave town. I'm cuckoo for Trix! Wait? That's not right.

Groaningly yours,

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Q: What's another name for singing in the shower?

A: A Soap Opera!

Q: A big moron and a little moron both climbed a tree. Why did the big moron fall off?

A: Because the little moron was a "little more on".

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Q: How did the basketball court get wet?

A: The players dribbled all over it!

Q: Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

A: They might be cheetahs!

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Q: What's tennis players favorite city?

A: Volley wood!

Q: Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

A: Because education pays off in the long run!


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