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Daily Groaner - Silly Rabbit...I'm Cuckoo for Trix!
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THE DAILY GROANER - July 11, 2016
Good Morning Groanies,
I was thinking to myself, "What if the Trix Rabbit finally got himself a bowl of Trix cereal and DIDN'T like it?"
That rabbit would have wasted his entire life pursuing something that would have made him feel worthless and empty inside.
But then again it's Trix! And if you don't like Trix, you can just leave town. I'm cuckoo for Trix! Wait? That's not right.
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