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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, December 16th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Good news everyone! I just finished my Christmas shopping.
It was quite and ordeal, but I persevered.
Every year it gets harder and harder to get my shopping
done. The roads are always clogged with traffic. Shoppers
at the check out lanes are lined up back of the store.
Shoppers walk aimlessly through aisle after aisle with no
particular shopping agenda like a zombie in a George A.
Romero movie. It seems like those shoppers with a plan are
left alone to struggle for survival. Much like Gloria
Gaynor, I kept belting out to myself, "I Will Survive"...
and I did. I survived.
It was rough, but I got everything I needed to get...
except for that really nice nose hair trimmers. That old
lady was just too strong and very determined.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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