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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, October 13th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Over the last week or so it has come to my attention that
I talk in my sleep. Stacy said that the sounds I utter in
the middle of the night really freak her out.

Apparently, I'm told that I mumble incoherently for
several minutes and then whimper like a dog that's hurt
its paw. Once Stacy wakes me up, so I stop talking and
reposition myself in bed, she rubs my belly and tells me
I'm a good boy; then it's time to count some sheep. It's
been a weird couple of days. I just hope that things don't
get any weirder.

Oh, I also think I have fleas.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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