It's Time To Throw That Tupperware Away
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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, December 20th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Stacy, my wife, is a science teacher (or if you're like me
you say, "sky-ence" teacher.) She loves science... and "sky-
ence" for that matter. The other night she was watching a
TV program about inventions and technology. She told me
that I should watch it with her because I might find it
interesting. She was right (she loves when I say that). It
was very interesting and it got me thinking... what invent-
ions have impressed me the most over the years.
Just in case you didn't see this coming, here's my top ten
favorite inventions of all-time, in no particular order!
1. Baseball Caps
2. Peanut Butter
3. Duct Tape
4. Toilet Paper
5. Television
6. Motion Pictures
7. Chewing Gum
8. Scissors
9. Eye Glasses
10. The Bra (My personal favorite)
After the show I learned some things about myself. I guess
I am a fan of science after all, even though I didn't get
very good grades in it in school. And I should tell my
wife that she's right more often. Oh, and that there's a
show on the History Channel called, of all things, "Swamp
People". WHAT!?!?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all
brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
bowling tournament in Atlanta.
The brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The
blonde team rides on the top level.
The brunette team down below is partying having a great
time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything
from the blondes upstairs.
She decides to get up and investigate. When the brunette
reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear,
staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the
seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The brunette asks, "What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the blondes looks up at her, swallows hard and
says, "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"
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