THE DAILY GROANER - March 9, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

The worst part of selling your house is the fact that you have to keep it showroom clean and all times. You must always be ready for a showing because you never know when the right buyer is going to walk through that door.

Our house currently looks like a model home. No pictures up, no items that in any way reflect its current owners, and no laundry pile in the basement that the kids and I can roll around in for fun. Stuff like that.

Oh, and if people show up to see our place, Stacy, the kids and I have to flee like it's a crime scene. I don't know how much more we can take. Maybe I'll become a New Cereal Tryer Outer like I always wanted to and we can just live in the Honeycomb Hideout until things settle down.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- 61 Days!--*
Three blondes have just finished a jigsaw-puzzle so they decide to celebrate by going out. They walk into a bar chanting, "61 days! 61 days!"

The bartender gets curious and walks over to them and asks, "Why are you chanting 61 days?"

One of the three answer, "Because the box said 3-to-6 years!"


*-- Science and Nature --*
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

A: It was the pot calling the cattle back.

(Joke courtesy of Gary)


Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A: Look grandpa, no hands.

(Joke courtesy of Jeanie)

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