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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 14th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
While in Aruba, Stacy and I had lunch at the hotel's unique
pool bar. You know about a pool bar, right? For those of
you that don't, it's a bar that you can visit while enjoy-
ing the relaxing water of the pool. I've never eaten at a
pool bar before so it was a new and challenging life
experience for me.
Stacy and I swam up to bar and rested our rears on a couple
of stools and order some drinks and a plate of delicious
loaded nachos that the other pool bar patrons had raved
about earlier that day. The drinks and the nachos really
hit the spot... then I sneezed, hit the plate and then...
they hit the pool. That's right.
Needless to say, I was asked to leave the pool and as I
walked through my tasty cheesy disaster I thought to
myself, "Hey it's not like I peed in the pool... oh, wait.
I forgot that I peed in the pool."
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A man went to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts bad.
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Q: What is thin and green and has little red wheels?
A: Grass....I lied about the wheels.
Q: Where do you go to replace a missing chess piece?
A: The Pawn Shop.
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