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THE DAILY GROANER - September 16, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
I'm going to be brief today... or maybe boxers. Ha! That's good stuff.
I will be brief... bikini brief.
Okay, enough with the underwear humor. I'll be quick. Just wanted to say, "Hey!" I am currently fighting a nasty cold so my brain only has enough energy to write you a short message and then I'll probably just... Sasquatch stole my lunch money!
Enjoy the jokes... and some reader comments! Later, dudes.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Think About It --*
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A twig.
*-- Reader Comments --*
Steve: The statement that appears on every newsletter about missing an issue is somewhat confusing. The statement reads "You can read every issue from the Gophercentral library of newsletters on our exhaustive archives page". Does that mean that it leaves you exhausted reading them? I think that instead of saying that the list is "exhaustive" it should say it is "extensive". Just wondering. Your fan Mike
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It's extensive if you like what you're reading and it's exhausting if do don't... or if you're reading one of my many rants. Please enjoy responsibly.]
As an old curmudgeon I would like to know: With all the lava that comes from within the earth during eruptions, why doesn't the earth collapse? Seems to me that taking from below will leave a void somewhere! Second question: How can they be sure what the temperature is on the sun? And third, why do scientist assume that there has to be water on a planet to have life? Maybe there are some forms of life that don't exist on water or air! They are posers! --DRUMNCHIEF
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As an old curmudgeon myself I appreciate your ranting about science, but this is the Daily Groaner, not... science newsletter. I don't know science stuff. I just pretended to so that I would impress my wife. Don't judge me!]
Why is the plural for cheese "cheeses" and not "choose"? You know, kind of like geese and goose. MOOSE??? --Bobfrrl
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Meeses, right?]
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