OH Yeah...Well, Take THAT Martha Stewart
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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, August 23rd 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Last week was a rough one for Stacy and me. Our clothes
dryer has been out of commission for a little over a week
now. We're hoping to get the thing fixed by Friday, but it
wouldn't surprise me...
I think the worst part of having an appliance break down
on you is that you come to the realization that you really
take technology for granted. Think about washing and drying
clothes over one hundred years ago. What a pain in the ass
that must have been, granted you probably wouldn't have as
much clothing as you do today, but still, what a pain in
the ass that must have been. We complain that we can't get
stains out or that we are unable to get a shirt wrinkle-
free, but back then...
We are such complainers and whiners. We need to appreciate
all of these marvelous creations that make life that much
easier for us.
I'm not complaining, but with the dryer being broke the
clean clothes pickings are slim to none. But lucky for
me I don't mind sporting a pair of Stacy's underwear. I'm
not to crazy about thongs though.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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curse?"
The psychic waved the match down behind Jeff and said,
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