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THE DAILY GROANER - October 6, 2014
Good Morning Groanies,Jack has finally picked out his Halloween costume. He wants to be Sheriff Woody from Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, and Toy Story of Terror! Those movies are very popular with the kids.
He's going to look so cute in the cowboy hat, the boots, and the cow-patterned vest. I can't wait for him to see himself as his favorite character. It's going to be amazing.
He did ask me if I'd dress up as Woody's trusty steed, Bullseye.
After hearing this Stacy told me, "Hey, you're halfway there."
Confused, I asked her what she meant.
Her response, both hilarious and perfectly timed was, "Well, you're a horse's ass so..."
I am so glad I married her. She gets me.
Groaningly yours,
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Email Steve*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?
A: He doesn't have a heart.
Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?
A: Coffin drops!
*-- I'm the Devil! --*A woman, whose husband often came home drunk, decided to cure him of the habit.
One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
He said, "Oh, I'm married to your sister!"
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans.
Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.
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