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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, August 18th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I have a question. It's a good, solid question. Check this
out and see what you think.
Have you ever noticed whenever you're in a friend's or
relative's home you use the term "bathroom", but in public
you use the term "restroom"? We all do it when we have to
ask for the location of the potty and here is why...
I believe that we use "bathroom" in an environment that
is comfortable because "bathroom" is more of an intimate
expression. The word "bath" makes us think about nudity
or being naked which is probably one of the strong states
of vulnerability that one can experience.
Now "restroom" sounds more proper, more polite. May I use
the restroom? Where is the restroom? It's seems like this
particular room could have thousands of different uses.
The word is so generic and clean. Not one hint of "waste
disposal" on that one.
I don't use either term. I like to be an original. That's
why I usually say something like... "Hey you got a room in
this joint where a guy can sit bare-assed, squeeze out a
deuce and then nod off for 15-20 minutes?"
Classy!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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