THE DAILY GROANER - September 19, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Thank you all so much for your feedback on my "Not Knowing Your Pregnant" column aka Steve's a huge jackass. I was just offering my two cents. Hey, I'm not a doctor, but I did play a lot of it when I was younger.

Hey! Here's something totally random...remembering is when you forgot to forget. And don't you forget it!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

A: Wet feet.


Q: What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A: A piano.



*-- HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN --*
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her,
stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her,
hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things
for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support
her, go to the ends of the earth for her....

*-- HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN --*
Show up naked, with beer....



*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?

A: A pork chop.


Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?

A: Steal its chair.

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