THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, March 11th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,I overheard a random conversation about bad dates the other day and it got me thinking, there are times when saying the wrong thing can ruin an otherwise wonderful evening. Here are a few of those "wrong things"...
Questions Not To Be Asked On A 1st Date1. Are those real?
2. Did you know that you look just like my mom?
3. Wanna take a shower with me?
4. Guess what I was in jail for?
5. Did you just fart?
6. Would you like to know who's in the urn?
7. Did you ever wonder what human flesh tastes like?
8. Would you like to hear about my alien abduction?
9. Do you let your dogs watch you do it?
10. You don't hear voices, do you? Me neither, a couple of times.
These questions will surely guarantee that you would not be eligible for a second date, but then again the world is a strange place.
Groaningly yours,
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