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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, October 13th 2009
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Here's something to ponder now that cold and flu season are
upon us: "After how much time does a persistent cough
become a chronic cough?"
George, thank you for that.
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Steve
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Pulling into the crowded parking lot at the shopping center
rolled down the car windows to make sure my puppy had fresh
air. She was stretched full out on the back seat and I
wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the
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Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: Did you hear about the convict who was allergic to jail?
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