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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, November 24th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I never really grew up with any Thanksgiving traditions
other than being gluttonous while sporting a pair of
sweatpants. Sometimes after the Thanksgiving feast the
family would occupy their time with a board game or two
to distract from the gas pains and ongoing digestion.
When selecting something to play I always noticed that we
played the same old games and all the games seemed to have
a one-word title that failed to get me interested in play-
ing. Games like Monopoly, Life, Trouble, Sorry, Risk, Clue,
Yahtzee and Scrabble were always at the ready for hours of
family fun, I guess so.
I've wanted the titles of the games to really drive home
the point of what I'd be experiencing when I rolled the
dice or spun the wheel.
Here are some great titles for some great games that I
came up with...
1. You Bet Your Ass!
2. How Many Pennies Can You Eat?
3. What's In My Pocket?
4. Draw On Sleepy Grandma
5. Run From the Cops!
6. Open the Neighbor's Mail
7. Hey, Is That Poop?
8. What Won't Judy Eat?
9. I Pick It, You Flick It
10. Jello Shots and Electrical Repairs
There's never a dull moment at my house during the
holidays... or in my head.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
Email Steve: mailto:groaner@gophercentral.com
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It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving
dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the
tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The
next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so
much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.
"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"
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An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with
breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and
there were never enough legs for everyone. After many
frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results
of his efforts to his friends at the general store get
together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that
has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I Don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the
darn thing!"
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Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.
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