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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 1st 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a blast from my past...

The weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. I was feel-
ing a bit famished so I ordered a pizza for dinner. The
delivery guy arrived right on schedule with my large
thin-crust pizza, half sausage, half pepperoni and green
olive.

When I opened the door the delivery guy began to act a
little strange. I handed him his money which included a
rather handsome tip. He took the money quickly and didn't
even count it. I yelled out, "Thank you!" as he sped away.

I closed the door and took my delicious pizza into the
kitchen. Suddenly, I caught my reflection in the kitchen
window and realized what caused the delivery guy's odd
behavior. Apparently, I was still wearing my work clothes
from my new part-time job. The bow-tie and bikini briefs
probably gave him the idea that something else was on the
menu.

So the moral of the story is... don't judge a book by its
reviews on Amazon.com... or something like that. I think
I'm mixing metaphors here.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little
hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the
hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the
air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!"

Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to
sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are
both in the way.

He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh.


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A: Mississippi.

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