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THE DAILY GROANER - October 22, 2014
Good Morning Groanies,As October winds down and we gear up for Halloween I have begun to contemplate possible costume ideas for the office Halloween shindig next Friday.
Here are my top 3 costume ideas.
1. The Bookworm - I'll just read a book while doing the worm across the floor to music with funky beats. You read right - funky beats! I'm hip!
2. Aluminum Dude - Instead of dropping some coin on an expensive Iron Man costume I'll just clean out one of my garbage cans, cut a few holes in it, and wear a metal strainer on my head. Dude!
3. The Classic Ghost - I'll just take a sheet out of the linen closet, cut some eye-holes and then... have Stacy on my case for ruining our nicest set of sheets. Well, this one's a 'maybe'.
All good suggestions, but I still have a little time to come up with a few more if these don't work out. If you have any good suggestions please let me know.
I'm not going to put jockey shorts on my head and go as an ass, I did that last year.
Groaningly yours,
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