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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, March 19th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Today is my brother Joe's birthday. He's turning... a year
old today. I still haven't gotten him a birthday present
yet. It is so hard to buy gifts for him. He doesn't like
anything and if he does like something then it's a mystery
to me and if you ask him what he wants he says he doesn't
know.
Maybe I should buy him a gift card for... see I don't even
know where he likes to shop. This is tough.
I guess I'll just get him some white tube socks. That was
his favorite present at last Christmas. No, I can't get him
tube socks.
Well, what I decide to get him has to be better than last
years gift, an invisible dog leash, one of those beer
dispensing plastic helmets, a box of Golden Grahams, and a
framed poster of Erik Estrada signed by the 'Ponch' him-
self.
Oh man, that was awesome gift! How am I going to top that?
I'm so screwed.
Happy Birthday little brother!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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