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THE DAILY GROANER - May 14, 2014
Good Morning Groanies,Now that Jack is two years of age it was time again to take him in to see the doctor.
While we were getting ready to head on over there Stacy and I thought it would be fun if Jack wore his "Dr. Cutie" t-shirt. A "Dr. Cutie" t-shirt is basically a blue t-shirt that appear to be scrubs and have a stethoscope and a name tag with "Dr. Cutie" printed on it. We thought it would be cute.
So after we arrived at the office we where taken to the exam room and the nurse saw Jack's shirt and said that he looked adorable. And he did. The nurse also said that the doctor would be in shortly and she'd really respond to Jack's shirt.
Minutes later the doctor entered and took one look at our boy and said, "Oh, I'm sorry doctor. I must be in the wrong room." And then she left.
After the exam it was determined that Jack was fine, but we're not sure about the doctor. We're going to get a second opinion.
Groaningly yours,
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