THE DAILY GROANER - February 23, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I went to see my doctor the other night. I needed to have some blood drawn. I have to do this every three months. It's one of the perks of being diabetic.

When I was getting my blood drawn the nurse said that she needed to "stick" me again. Apparently, I have stubborn veins. I calmly said, "No problem." She stuck me again and then I yelled out, "Sweet Mama! I think you hit bone!" She didn't find it that funny as I did.

After it was all over, I walked out with a Snoopy Band-Aid on my arm over a stack of gauze pads. I think the next time I need to give blood they should just punch me in the nose. That would probably work better. If anything it'll be much easier and a lot less painful.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- What Are We Doing In Here Anyway? --*
Two skeletons used by the professor of anatomy found themselves stowed away in a dusty closet. After several weeks of boredom one turned to the other and asked, "What are we doing shut up in here anyway?"

"Got me," admitted his companion. "If we had any guts we'd bust out of here."


*-- What's The Story? --*
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor..."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do snakes put on their kitchen floors?

A: Rep-tiles!


Q: What did the clock say to the watch?

A: Tock to you later.

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