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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 25th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
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When you wake up, the sandwich is stuck to your forehead,
but you're so out of it that you don't realize this. So,
you make yourself another sandwich.
I go through bread like crazy.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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