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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, March 1st 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Have you ever had this happen to you?
You're doing a little shopping just for a few things.
The few items that you are going to purchase are
completely unrelated to one another, but the combination
is bizarre enough to evoke a strange look on the
cashier's face.
Has that ever happened to you?
It happened to me the other day. I was buying a belt, a
tube of rubber cement, chocolate syrup, "C" Clamps, a bag
of oranges, a drop cloth, duct tape and a 5lbs. of ground
beef.
Oh, the looks I got.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Microfiber Pet Drying Mitts
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Two guys are being chased by a bear, when one stops to
put on his sneakers.
The other guy yells, "You idiot, you can't outrun a bear."
The first guy gasps, "I don't have to outrun a bear - I
just have to outrun you."
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GENUINE LEATHER MEN'S TRIFOLD WALLET
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99, get two wallets for just $7.98...
Loaded with features.... Open it up and you won't believe
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What may be the biggest surprise is the price we have...
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Q: What did the scotch tape say to the duct tape?
A: I was hoping you'd stick around.
Q: Why did the old man keep his money in the refrigerator?
A: He liked having cold cash.
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