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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 23rd 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
It seems like there's a new ad for more unnecessary
medication at least once a week. I'm really sick of those
damned commercials. I think the latest one is for people
who fear that their teeth will spontaneously jump out of
their mouths.
I'm more interested in the side effects. I wish there was
a medication with side effects that would scare you into
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Side Effects May Include:
Extra Toes
Werewolfism
Winky Nipples
Burnt Toast Smell
Heavy Hair
Eyelid Recession
Chronic Ear Usage
I wouldn't take that medication for anything. Would you?
See you Wednesday!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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