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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, September 15th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
My Dad and I were at the store the other day. On our way
out I noticed one of the impulse items located near the
check out area. It was a remote for various electronic
items (TV, VCR, DVD Player, Stereo, etc.), but it was no
ordinary remote. This particular remote was the size of a
shoebox top and had the biggest buttons I have ever seen.
You could see this remote from space. It was freakin' huge!
I showed it to my Dad who said, "That's freakin' huge!"
"I know," I responded.
It seems like they make things too big nowadays. Cars,
people, boobs (well, maybe not boobs) are getting just
too big.
As I looked at the remote I began to think, "If you need-
ed a remote this big chances are that your vision is so
bad that you are probably sitting about one foot away from
your television set so you can just change the channels
and adjust the volume by using the buttons on that old set
of yours."
Needless to say, my Dad bought three of them. I guess size
really does matter.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Sam and Greg lived in a retirement center and were sitting
on a bench under a tree when Greg turned to the Sam and
said, "Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of
aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you
feel?"
Sam says, "Well, I feel just like a newborn baby."
Greg Said, "Really! Like a baby!"
To which Sam replied, "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think
I just wet myself."
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