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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 17th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's an oldie, but a goodie. Here's a great question to
start out the day: What would your "Porn Name" be?
The way you determine your "Porn Name" (if you don't
already know) is by taking the name of your first pet as
your first name and then taking the name of the street
you grew up on as your last name.
In my case I would be know as: Odie Trumbull
You have to admit that Odie Trumbull is one cool name.
Now that I've told you my "Porn Name" I would like you to
send me your "Porn Name". I'll make a list of all of the
names I get so we can all enjoy the crazy combination of
pet and street names.
Stacy's name would be: Dusty Limon
Classic!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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