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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, October 15th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Halloween is more than two weeks away. I have to hurry up
and get myself a costume.
I ran out of time to get myself a costume last year so I
just threw one together at the last minute. Needless to
say "Pantsless Guy Eating Cheetos" didn't go over so well
around the office. TZ really enjoyed it though.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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