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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 26th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
From time to time I have weird thoughts. I'm sure that you
already know about that. I've been told that I have a very
overactive imagination and my mind tends to wander... my
keys are really shiny. What? Okay, back to my point.
I was sitting in my car and then my inner voice asked me,
"Hey, wouldn't it be weird if the new cosmetic surgery
craze was to close up one's bellybutton?" Then I said,
"That would be weird to see people without bellybuttons.
Just bellys... sans buttons. Freaky."
Then I told my inner voice, "That would never catch on. If
everyone closes up their bellybuttons how are they going
to twist the bottle caps off of their beers?"
I hope this column has been thought-provoking. Good day.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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