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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 10th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Last night I had a craving that I have not had in a long
time. I had an all-consuming craving for a tall glass of
chocolate milk.
So I went to the fridge to collect two of three key
ingredients to form the most exquisite glass of chocolate
milk ever created. I had plenty of milk and the bottle of
chocolate syrup was of ample proportion. The only piece
missing from this delicious puzzle was the goblet that was
to harbor this beverage.
I didn't have a glass to house the dance of the chocolate
syrup and fresh moo juice, but I had an idea. I decided
to use a punch bowl to combine the two ingredients and
sipped the mixture with the help of my old pal the ladle.
It was so good that I threw the ladle away and just drank
straight out of the bowl.
When I woke up I discovered that I had a dried on chocolate
milk beard on my face. Now that's a great way to wake up.
Delicious!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had
recently died.
"You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's
probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time
with God."
Susie, still crying, said, "What would God want with a
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A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it.
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