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Notes from a Groanie:
Are you the same Steve that does the Diabetic Digest? If
so or if not i still love both ezines and look forward to
the jokes and the recipes in each publication!! Thanks
from Betsy
[Well, Betsy, you got me. I write both the Diabetic Digest
and the Daily Groaner, respectively. Thanks for reading.
You've got good taste.]
Don't hesitate to send me questions, comments, criticism,
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