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THE DAILY GROANER - Tuesday, October 20th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
The other night I decided to go through some boxes I had
stored in the crawl space. I found some school stuff, my
hot wheels, and my vast collection of comic books.
I spent the better part of my childhood (and high school
years) collecting and reading comic books. Please, don't
call "nerd". I started to read some of the classic issues
of Batman, X-Men, Wolverine, The Maxx, Spawn, Tales From
the Crypt, and a bunch of not-so-popular titles.
The more I read and studied the artwork I was reminiscing
about my youth and the fun that was had engaging oneself
in the fantasy world of comics. Then I began to notice
all of the odd form-fitting uniforms the super-powered
heroes and heroines were sporting. Those outfits left
nothing to the imagination.
I can never see the Incredible Hulk the same way again.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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