THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, July 8th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

When I was in the bathroom the other day I began to think, I do my best thinking in the bathroom, like I'm sure most of us do. My powder-room ponderings brought me to the conclusion that being bald has many benefits. Just hear me out.

- You'll save so much money on shampoo and condition, unless your body is very hairy and you want to add a little bounce and body to it.

- You'll free up a little space in your memory bank from not having to remember which side of your head to part your hair.

- You'll save a ton of time not having to brush, comb, dry, style, tease, cut, clip, crimp, tussle, dye, shave, trim, wax, highlight, curl, mousse, straighten, spray, gel, scrunch, pick, buzz, braid, streak, or wash that fuzz on your head.

- The mullet will no longer be an issue for future family photos.

- Halloween costumes will be so easy. You could dress up as Lex Luthor, John McClane, Humpty Dumpty, Curly, Daddy Warbucks, Professor Xavier (X-Men), and Kojak.

And many, many more... I rest my case. Be bald, be proud, and enjoy all of the time, money, and memory space that you'll save, cue balls. No offense!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?

A: "Donut Seeds!"


Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.


*-- Where? --*
A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie."

The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A: The bonds mature.


Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: They don't have time.

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