THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 16th 2011

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a really funny joke that Stacy sent me. I hope you like it.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, And I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed. 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on Celebrating that long?'

So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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