THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Feb. 6th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I had a random thought that I'd like to share with you now. Here we go...

Whomever or whoever originally uttered the phrase "fight fire with fire" was probably a pyromaniac.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- One Right Answer --*
It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on the chemistry test.

The question was "If H2O if water, what is H2O4?"

This was a quick question for most, but it took the student some thinking time.

Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, and cleaning.


*-- Think About It --*
Feathers are light.

The sun gives off light.

Therefore, the sun gives off feathers.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the burglar take a shower?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!


Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: A snowball!

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