Like Spanx & Kymaro but less than 1/2 price...
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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, January 11th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Last night I wanted to make myself a chocolate milk. I had
all the ingredients ready, but I didn't have a clean glass
in the house. I haven't been keeping up with washing the
dishes so I was in a little bit of a pickle.
So I did what any man in his right mind would have done. I
filled my mouth with milk and then I added some sugar free
chocolate syrup to the mix, but the hardest part was trying
not to gag on the spoon I was using to mix it.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Twin Beam Laser Light
BOTH and LED & Laser Pointer...
List Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
This little light does so much that it is impossible not
to love it! First it's a powerful LED light that will
last for up to 100,000 hours.
This LED is on a gooseneck attachment that allows you to
move it in ANY directions. It's great as a book light or
even auto repairs.
Need to do a presentation? No worries.. this little item
(base is just 2 1/2", Fully extended it is 6 1/2") has a
red laser pointer that can reach up to 500 feet!
It has a clip that makes it easy to clip to your shirt
pocket a book or even a compartment in a purse.
But what is REALLY, REALLY cool about this item is the
bottom of the base is magnetized. So you can stick it on
a magnetic surface and position the light any way you
need it.... giving you hands-free operation! Grab one or
two, but there is a limit of six (6) per order.
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong
number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she
asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have
a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close
as I want to get."
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Arm Rest Organizer w/ Table-Top
Organize & Store All Your Favorite TV Accessories, & More...
List Price: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $14.99
Get Two for: $23.98
Organize your magazines, remote controls, eye glasses,
telephone and more with this handy Arm Rest Organizer.
This is a true family room organizer that stores all that
stuff that sits on your end tables in one convenient
location. Now you'll always know right where your cross-
word puzzle is. The Arm Rest Organizer also features a
tray for a beverage or a snack.
FEATURES:
- Fits over sofa arm for easy installation
- 6 large pockets
- Large Table-Top (18" x 7") surface perfect for snacks,
writing notes & more
- Adjustable design fits most arm rest on couches or chairs
- Color: Black
The Arm Rest Organizer features a durable black fabric.
One side of the organizer features two large pockets, while
the other side has one large pocket for magazines and three
smaller pockets for pens, glasses and remotes. The flat
surface in the center features a ridge around the edge to
keep items from sliding off, and makes a great snack or
writing table.
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Q: Where does dragon milk comes from?
A: Short legged cows.
Q: Why should you always guard your rear while you're in the
hospital?
A: You're in enema territory.
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