THE DAILY GROANER - February 8, 2017
Good Morning Groanies,
Twerking, Stanky Legg, The Wobble, Whip and Nae Nae, Juking, Dab...no, it's not gibberish, those are dance moves.
I don't know what any of that is, but apparently, all of the young people of the office know and do these various moves when they're on the dance floor while clubbing or whatever it is that the kids do these days. They performed a wide variety of these moves and during each showcase I wanted to stick my wallet in every gyrator's mouth because I thought they were having a seizure.
In my day we danced the Charleston, the Mashed Potato, and the Robot. The Stanky Legg? Are you kidding me? The Stanky Legg sounds like something you would need an anti-bacterial cream to battle.
What's the world coming too!? When I'm in a dancing mood I think I'll just stick to the Worm or the Funky Chicken. Solid Gold, Baby!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- A Bad Time For Business --*
The president of a big bank fell off a seagoing yacht.
While his friends frantically sought a life preserver, a sailor shouted, "Hey, can you float alone?"
"Of course I can," gasped the floundering banker, "but this is a hell of a time to talk business."
*-- What A Pain in the Butt --*
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A: A zebra with a drumkit.
Q: What did the dryer say to the washer?
A: Let's go for a spin.
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