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THE DAILY GROANER - May 27, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
I have never really been a do-it-yourself kind of guy when it comes to home repairs and things of that nature, but with a house and a yard I've decided to give it the old college try.
Just yesterday I weed-whacked, cut the grass, put together trimmed the hedges, put my new grill together, changed my car's oil, and fixed the lock on our gate. I got quite a bit accomplished.
Today, my tasks will include re-doing all of the work from yesterday, but this time correctly with the help of my dad because I did know what the hell I was doing.
Well, the yard doesn't look too bad. Hey, it's grass, it will grow back.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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