THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Nov. 18th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,My dad should change his name to "Mr. Convenience."
The other day I was talking with my dad and I asked him how my brother and I got our names.
He told me that my mom came up with our names and that he actually had much different names in mind. He wanted to name me - Hey, You! And when my brother came along he wanted him to go by - What's His Name?
When I inquired into the reasoning for these names dad told me, "When I needed either one of you all I'd have to say is, 'Hey, you! Where's what's his name?' and I could get one of you two to help me. Hey, it was for convenience."
At least I wound up with Steve. It's better than what the dog got. Dad named him... Dog. Simple, yet effective.
Groaningly yours,
SteveJokes? Comments? Questions?
Email Steve*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: How did the telephone get married?
A: In a double ring ceremony!
Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A: A Minnie van!
*-- Preparing For Landing --*On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*Q: What kind of dance can you do on a trampoline?
A: Hip hop!
Q: Why did the kid start a gardening service?
A: He wanted to rake in some cash!
***Missed an Issue? Visit the Daily Groaner Archives