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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, January 12th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
Here are a few more things that I learned this week:
1. I Am Really Out of Shape
2. I Know Someone Named: Hacksaw
3. I Also Know Someone Named: Wedgie
4. I Love Free Dinners Courtesy Of My Parents
5. Poop Spelled Backwards Is Poop
6. Ice Is My Sworn Enemy (More on that later)
7. Vitamins Don't Always Look Like Flintstones Characters
8. Disney's 'Princess and the Frog' Was A Very Enjoyable
Movie
9. There's Nothing Better Than New Socks
10. I Really Enjoy Pizza and Miss It Dearly
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold
Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not
having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly
who he would like to be.
Stallone says, "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart."
So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart." Then
he turns to Arnie and says, "Arnie, who would you like to
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And Arnie says, "Ah'll be Bach!"
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Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip,
when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed
there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be gradua-
ting from college soon, they vowed that they would meet,
in twenty years, at the same place and renew the
experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near
where they had been years before. They walked into the
woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men
said to the other, "This is the place!".
The other replied, "No, it's not!".
The first man said, "Yes, I do recognize the clover grow-
ing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, "Silly, you can't tell a
brook by it's clover."
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