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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, January 20th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Because no one asked for it, The Daily Groaner Presents:
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Hopefully you'll recover from that little truth-nugget by
Friday. I'll be back with more then.
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Q: A general was injured in the war. How was he removed
from the battlefield?
A: By his privates.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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