THE DAILY GROANER - March 1, 2016

Good Morning Groanies,

Has this ever happened to you... or is it just me?

You wake up hungry in the middle of the night, so you make a sandwich. You suddenly get tired so you put the sandwich down in front of you and then you put your head down and fall asleep.

When you wake up, the sandwich is stuck to your forehead, but you're so out of it that you don't realize this. So, you make yourself another sandwich.

I go through bread like crazy.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- How Many Can You Marry? --*
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asks him: "How many women can a man marry?"

"Sixteen!" replies the little boy.

His cousin laughed and asked how he knew this. "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up! 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"


*-- Now That's A Costume --*
It's Halloween and this woman has nothing to wear. She puts a sheet over her and sticks horns on it and goes to work.

A co-worker asks her what she is dressed as.

She replies, "Bull Sheet".


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who did the mortician invite to his party?

A: Anyone he could dig up!


Q: Which president was least guilty?

A: Lincoln. He is in a cent.

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