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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, May 28th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Tomorrow is a special day. Tomorrow is our anniversary. My
lovely wife, Stacy, and I have been married for a year. I
still can't believe it. It really doesn't feel like a year
has passed. It feels like we got married about a month or
two ago. Where does the time go?
My memories of our wedding day are still so vivid and
unforgettable. When I think about it I tend lose myself
in the things that I will never forget.
I remember being nervous at the church as my groomsmen
and I waited for family, friends, and the bridal party to
arrive. I think I was more antsy than I was nervous, but
once the music started and everyone took their places a
calm came over me. This moment I knew I was ready. I knew
that my bride was going to walk down that aisle, take my
breath away, and make me the happiest man. And I was
right.
Stacy looked so amazing. Her dress, her hair, her beautiful
smile. She just lit up the room. It was as if she had a
ray of light that surrounded her and made you take notice.
She was simply wonderful in every way. When I saw her I
knew I would be happy everyday of my life.
On May 29th, I will be reliving that wonderful day with my
wife, my love, my soul mate. She makes everything better.
She makes me better.
This may sound sappy, but I hope that you find someone
like I did.
Now, how about some marriage jokes? Come on, you knew it
was coming!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to
propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither
of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated
about once a week for the past six years, but he was so
timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage
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Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newlywebs.
Q: How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
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