THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Oct. 12th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,Okay, this is going to sound a little bit crazy, (but it is me so I'm sure that it won't be that unusual) but I believe that the tree in my front yard and the wind are conspiring against me. Let me explain...
Over the weekend I was doing quite a bit of yard work thanks to all of the fallen leaves that were taking up residence in front of my house. I raked and raked and raked and bagged and bagged and bagged. The leaves seemed like they were multiplying like rabbits the more I attempted to remove them from my yard. It was like I had twenty trees in my yard with all of these leaves. Eventually, I gave up, but I really did get rid of a good amount.
The next morning I went out to get the newspaper and I couldn't believe it - ALL of the leaves were back in the yard! Apparently, there were some strong winds overnight and they had caused the packed-to-capacity lawn bags to fall over, open and allow these leafy vagrants to blow and lay around my yard once again.
I really think nature has it out for me. It's probably because of the tree branches I broke, ants I burned with a magnifying glass and all the pees I took in the woods as a kid.
I should let nature win one, but I already bought the chainsaw.
Groaningly yours,
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