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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, December 14th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Oh, I'm done with winter.
I can't stand the cold and the snow and the ice and the
wind chill and the polar bear attacks. I just can't stand
any of it. Winter never really bothered me before, but
for some reason 2009 is the year for winter to become
bothersome.
Why does it have to be so cold? Is it because of that
entire year of college that I went commando? Was it
because of that lovely Hawaiian Honeymoon that I had? Or
was it due to fact that I was in that cult for eight years
and worshiped that sun and its warm warmingness?
Just be merciful old cold winter. That's all I ask. Oh,
and I'd also like ELO to go back on tour, but if that's
asking too much I understand.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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AbExerciser Ball
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Laptop Holder by FineLife
Sturdy, Stable, & Durable...
Normal Price: $24.99
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