THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 3rd 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Last Wednesday was our anniversary. Again, not yours and mine! What I meant was it was my wedding anniversary! Stacy and I have been married for... four years! Can you believe it?

Four years. That's amazing. Every May 29th I think about all that has happened in our lives since we said, "I do". We made a house into a home. We traveled to Rockford. We bought a new car. And, most importantly, we had our little boy.

Our son always shows us that he's the best of his parents. He has my wife's unyielding curiosity and he has my mischievous smirk. Those two go hand-in-hand much like Stacy and me. Jack is just further proof they we were made for each other.

Stacy, you are amazing and you make life better. You make me better. Thank you. Happy anniversary, my love.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Yogurt Walks Into A Bar --*
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."


*-- I'll Do Anything --*
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten singles.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where was the Magna Carta signed?

A: At the bottom!


Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?

A: By Norse Code!

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