THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, June 11th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

The last few days have been rough. Jack has had trouble napping, sleeping, dozing, snoozing, etc. It seems like whenever the sandman shows up Jack tells him to hit the bricks, but he does it in a cute baby way.

So, since Jack is not sleeping, I'm not sleeping and neither is Stacy. We all look and feel exhausted.

We have been getting a little bit of sleep overnight, but it just never seems to be enough. We're always greedy for more. It's getting to the point that I'm afraid to shower because my frequent yawning may cause me to drown.

Hopefully, this week will be different. I think that the mattress is starting to think I'm sleeping on the couch behind its back. I think I'm losing it.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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