GENUINE LEATHER MEN'S TRIFOLD WALLET
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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 9th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
One of our customer service reps told me that she had just
seen an order placed by a man named... Al Bino. I just
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First, Mr. Bino if you're a subscriber to the Daily Groaner
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Second, Is that your real name?
And lastly, Are you an actually albino? That would be just
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Willy B. Hardigan, Dixie Normous, Emerson Bigguns, Anita
Lay, Moe Lester, May Anne Naise, and Craven Moorehead.
I always like to hear from my readers.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist
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comes back to the phone, telling him, "No, the room is
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"Good," says the man, "That means I must have really
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GENUINE LEATHER MEN'S TRIFOLD WALLET
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99, get two wallets for just $7.98...
Loaded with features.... Open it up and you won't believe
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